All at Born Again Nihilist would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Enda Kenny on FINALLY taking off his bridesmaid dress and wearing the Taoiseach' s white dress .We are sure that his head is spinning Carrie style at being at long last the pretty girl at the party ,instead of standing shouting from the sidelines like a farmer's daughter on speed.
All well and good, but what does this mean for those of the Irish population predisposed to a gooooooood time? Will Enda finally be opening the floodgates, opening clubs to a reasonable hour, and relaxing ridiculous drug laws?
Will he fuck.
Ireland is now officially under the thumb of one of the most right wing , un-reasonable and caustic leaders it is ever likely to have. If Edna gets his way , pubs will be closing at four in the afternoon , to give us messers the opportunity to sober up for evening mass, which will inevitably be made compulsory for all , under this plank of a man. So enjoy those cans in the bowling alley while you can , cause pretty soon the Templemore Uber Alles may soon be confiscating your wares and sending you off with a hymns sheet instead.
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